The Twat Files

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Pre-order THE TWAT FILES and be one of the first to discover the truth behind the many, many times Dawn French has been a complete twat over the last sixty years.

When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person.

BUT.

That kind of perfect is impossible. Being an actual twat is much more the real me. Sorry to boast, but I am a champion twat.

In The Twat Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because:

Mistakes tell us about ourselves.
Mistakes tell us about others.
Mistakes are hilarious.
Mistakes expose our flaws.
Mistakes show us ourselves honestly.
Mistakes are gloriously human.

My hope is that these stories might fire up yer engines to remind you of just what a massive twat you also are.

Let's celebrate and revel in this most delightful of traits together.

That would be perfectly twatty.

Be a fellow twat and pre-order THE TWAT FILES now.

'This woman is a national treasure' Mail on Sunday

'Dawn French is a wonderful writer' Daily Mail

Critics Review

  • Hilarious. The laughs and life lessons are ten-a-penny

    Stylist

  • Praise for Dawn French

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  • Dawn French is a national treasure. Loyal, self-deprecating and garrulous, her stories make for entertaining reading. This is an original book, and will delight her fans and, indeed anyone with a sense of humour

    Mail on Sunday

  • This woman is a warm hug in human form, spreading joy in abundance. She is dazzling

    Lorraine Kelly

  • Fantastic, passionate, compassionate, so much wisdom, a lot of humour, very real and credible

    Bernadine Evaristo

  • An extraordinary book – sad, heartening, gripping and reassuringly human

    Jo Brand

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