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Everyone In This Bank Is A Thief

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THE DEVIOUS NEW MYSTERY FROM THE INTERNATIONALLY BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF THE ERNEST CUNNINGHAM SERIES

TEN HEISTS. TEN SUSPECTS. A PUZZLE ONLY ERNEST CUNNINGHAM CAN SOLVE...

My name is Ernest Cunningham. I’ve spent the last few years solving murders. But a bank heist is a new one, even for me.

The doors are chained shut. No one’s coming in or out. Which means that when someone in the bank is murdered, hostages become suspects.

THE BANK ROBBER
THE MANAGER
THE SECURITY GUARD
THE TEENAGE GAMER
THE FILM PRODUCER
THE PRIEST
THE RECEPTIONIST
THE PATIENT
THE CARER
ME

Turns out, more than one person planned to rob the bank today – and you can steal more from a bank than just money…

Who is stealing what? Who is not only a thief, but also a killer? And can I crack the case, before time runs out?

'Clever, satisfying, impossible to put down and gloriously inventive. It's fantastic' STUART TURTON

© Benjamin Stevenson 2026 (P) Penguin Audio 2026

Critics Review

Who knew murder could be so joyous? Sharp and funny, with characters you'll want to cheer for and a mystery to savour. You'll love it
Tom Hindle
Benjamin Stevenson, always an energetic writer, has surpassed himself. Everyone In This Bank Is A Thief is a ripper of a read
The Times
Nobody from Agatha Christie to Anthony Horowitz beats Stevenson for cleverness. Resign yourself to being stumped, and enjoy
Kirkus
Coincidences and wisecracks abound in this fast-paced caper: Think Knives Out meets Fargo…the fourth entry in Mr Stevenson’s zany series gives readers more than their money’s worth of shocks and satir
Wall Street Journal
Stevenson’s hot streak continues…as always, Stevenson plays scrupulously fair with readers, offering all the evidence needed to solve his devilishly intricate puzzle from the jump. Still, even the most seasoned mystery fans will struggle to beat him to the final reveal. This series continues to impress
Publishers Weekly
Will delight fans of the series and earn new ones…funny and clever…a smart nod to the golden age mysteries
Crimespree Magazine
Praise for Benjamin Stevenson
:
Clever, satisfying, impossible to put down and gloriously inventive
Stuart Turton
An outstanding and exceptional mystery from start to finish
Jane Harper
As fresh and zingy as a salted lime. It's Knives Out meets Richard Osman
A.J. Finn
Author Benjamin Stevenson
Narrator Barton Welch
Duration 10 hours
Release Date
ISBN 9781405972789
Format Audiobook
Publisher Penguin Books Ltd
Genre Comic (humorous) crime and mystery, Crime and mystery: cosy mystery, Crime and mystery: private investigator / amateur detectives, Thriller / suspense fiction
Availability GB, IE

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