What On Earth?
- Author Count Binface
- Narrator Count Binface
- Publisher Quercus
- Publish Date 6 October 2022
- Run Time 7 hours and 36 minutes
- Format Audio
- Genre Politics and government, Society and culture: general.
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What to expect
Greetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface. I am not Nigel Farage.
I am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come to conquer Clacton-on-Sea.
It's not that I want to do this - you need me to. Because the one thing everyone can agree on right now is that Earth is in an absolute state.
In this book, I share my story for the first time, my political beliefs and even the occasional recipe, in return for a reasonable - nay, bargain - amount of Earth currency.
So settle down, grab a 99 flake (pledged to always be 99p), and let's make your planet Count.
'Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin' Rory Stewart
'Count Binface is out of this world' Emily Maitlis
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| Author | Count Binface |
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| Narrator | Count Binface |
| Duration | 7 hours and 36 minutes |
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| ISBN | 9781529421675 |
| Format | Audiobook |
| Publisher | Quercus |
| Genre | Politics and government, Society and culture: general |
| Availability | AU, GB, IE |
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