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The Great Escape from Woodlands Nursing Home by Joanna Nell

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The Great Escape from Woodlands Nursing Home

Narrator
Julie Nihill
Publisher
Hodder & Stoughton
Publish Date
27 October 2020
Run Time
10 hours 19 minutes
Format
Audiobook

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What to expect

At nearly ninety, retired nature writer Hattie Bloom prefers the company of birds to people, but when a fall lands her in a nursing home she struggles to cope with the loss of independence and privacy. From the confines of her 'room with a view' - of the car park! - she dreams of escape.

Fellow 'inmate', the gregarious, would-be comedian Walter Clements also plans on returning home as soon as he is fit and able to take charge of his mobility scooter.

When Hattie and Walter officially meet at The Night Owls, a clandestine club run by Sister Bronwyn and her dog, Queenie, they seem at odds. But when Sister Bronwyn is dismissed over her unconventional approach to aged care, they must join forces - and very slowly, an unlikely, unexpected friendship begins to grow.

Full of wisdom and warmth, The Great Escape from Woodlands Nursing Home is a gorgeously poignant, hilarious story showing that it is never too late to laugh - or to love.

(P) 2020 Hachette Australia

Critics Review

  • PRAISE FOR THE GREAT ESCAPE FROM WOODLANDS NURSING HOME
  • I adored this funny yet moving story about home, friendship, and what it means to live. Poignant and warm-hearted, it's a tonic for our times. I was truly sad to say goodbye to these spirited and endearing characters.

    Holly Miller, author of THE SIGHT OF YOU

  • Tender and funny

    Woman & Home

  • PRAISE FOR JOANNA NELL
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  • Hugely entertaining . . . funny and heart-warming

    Woman & Home

  • A gentle, warm-hearted book that had me rooting for all the characters and laughing out loud at points. A book that shows it is never too late to learn how to live, to make new friends and to fall in love.

    Libby Page, author of The Lido

  • A warm and touching story with a cast of characters who became my friends - I loved The Single Ladies of the Jacaranda Retirement Village with all its wit, wisdom and spirit

    Katie Marsh, author of The Rest of Me

  • The perfect blend of funny and moving; Peggy Smart had me laughing and crying in this ultimately uplifting story

    Natasha Lester, author of The Paris Seamstress

  • A funny and poignant exploration of growing old disgracefully and enjoying your twilight years.

    Culturefly

  • Engaging, funny and resoundingly human.

    Books + Publishing

  • Witty, warm . . . A wonderful read about growing older, and grabbing hold of life.

    The Australian

  • Celebrates so well, the treasures that life's later stages can hold.

    Dianne Yarwood (The Wakes)

  • Heart-warming, tender and oh-so-funny, this is a story that will leave you smiling.

    Ali Lowe

  • Joanna Nell has done it again! You will fall in love with Mrs Winterbottom. This book is a charming, funny and wise exploration of the pleasures and perils of retirement. It's a meditation on the meaning of love, and the ebbs and flows of relationships. If you want a laugh-out-loud holiday read that will make your heart swell, this is the book for you.

    Tracey Spicer AM

  • This heart-warming story about growing old gracefully - and disgracefully . . . is a funny, witty and thoroughly enjoyable read for all ages.

    Daily Telegraph

  • I loved taking a gap week from my life with Mrs Winterbottom. Nell's writing is, as always, delightfully funny and as heart-warming as a cup of tea.

    Megan Albany

  • I haven't been this entranced by a character since Eleanor (Oliphant, of course). This book is a joy - it's a celebration of age instead of an apology for it, and a reminder that life is always an adventure if you let it be. I loved this uniquely endearing book.

    Kelly Rimmer (Single Ladies)

  • An uplifting story, full of essential human truths.

    Tracey Spicer OAM (Single Ladies)

  • Whip-smart dialogue, humour and sarcasm . . . extremely well written and highly addictive.

    Sun Herald (The Last Voyage)

  • Funny, insightful and deliciously refreshing - the most heart-warming book we've read in a long time.

    Women’s Weekly (Single Ladies)

  • Joanna is an accomplished writer . . . an astute observer of the human condition.

    Living Arts Canberra

  • Lively and whimsical . . . with some serious points to make about ageing, love, community and friendship.

    The Sydney Morning Herald (Single Ladies)

  • A funny, witty and thoroughly enjoyable read for all ages.

    The Daily Telegraph (Single Ladies)

  • One of the funniest and most moving books this year.

    Indira Naidoo, ABC Radio Nightlife

  • A powerful work wrapped in a gentle cover of affection and fun . . . This is a wise, kind and insightful writer.

    Living Arts Canberra

  • Sharp dialogue, wit and heart-warming emotion make The Great Escape From Woodlands Nursing Home the perfect weekend read.

    Better Reading

  • This novel is a delight . . . it's honest, hopeful, sad and hilarious.

    Napier Courier (NZ)

  • Takes readers on a sweet journey. A warm-hearted read from Nell, who tells engaging stories with older protagonists.

    The Australian

  • In creating senior-driven stories free of stereotype and suffused with charm, she has captured the wit, experience, smarts, attitude, sorrow and mischief of an age group that is all too often invisible.

    Better Homes & Gardens

  • Laugh-out-loud funny, nicely plotted and executed with absolutely delightful moments.

    NZ Herald (The Great Escape)

  • Beautifully written, with a lot of humour and some real laugh out loud moments, The Last Voyage of Mrs Henry Parker is utterly delightful. Highly recommended.

    Better Reading

  • A touching story about the power of memory.

    Australian Women’s Weekly (The Last Voyage)

  • The Tea Ladies is a delight. Warm characters and observations and great pace.

    Amanda Hampson

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Details

Author
Joanna Nell
Narrator
Julie Nihill
Duration
10 hours 19 minutes
Release Date
27 October 2020
ISBN
9781529349306
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
Hodder & Stoughton
Genre
Modern and Contemporary romance, Comedy and stand-up, Family life fiction / Stories about family

Synopsis

At nearly ninety, retired nature writer Hattie Bloom prefers the company of birds to people, but when a fall lands her in a nursing home she struggles to cope with the loss of independence and privacy. From the confines of her 'room with a view' - of the car park! - she dreams of escape.Fellow 'inmate', the gregarious, would-be comedian Walter Clements also plans on returning home as soon as he is fit and able to take charge of his mobility scooter.When Hattie and Walter officially meet at The Night Owls, a clandestine club run by Sister Bronwyn and her dog, Queenie, they seem at odds. But when Sister Bronwyn is dismissed over her unconventional approach to aged care, they must join forces - and very slowly, an unlikely, unexpected friendship begins to grow.Full of wisdom and warmth, The Great Escape from Woodlands Nursing Home is a gorgeously poignant, hilarious story showing that it is never too late to laugh - or to love.(P) 2020 Hachette Australia

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