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Are You a Running W*nker?
- Author
- Alison Stankard
- Narrator
- Milly Oldfield
- Publisher
- HarperCollins Publishers
- Publish Date
- 21 May 2026
- Run Time
- 10 hours 7 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
Essential listening for every runner – it's time to find out, could you too be a Running W*nker?
Alison Stankard AKA Totes Inappropes is a Running W*nker.
But it didn’t happen overnight. A few morning stumbles around the block in a bid to become pert-bottomed somehow turned into something else: 5ks, 10ks, marathons and even ultra marathons. Then one day, whilst looking at her lack of toenails, embarrassingly large collection of training shoes and buffs, it dawned on her: she had become a Running W*nker.
Some people can go out for an occasional run and not obsess over every little detail. They might not think to take a photo of their hill sprints to post on social media or be able to recite their splits from the race that got them a PB to anybody who’ll listen. All impossible if you’re a true Running W*nker.
There are a lot of books about running. Serious books with marathon plans, advice on nutrition and injury prevention. This book isn’t that. It’s a sweary, honest celebration of all the things that Running W*nkers new and old get up to: sh*tting in bushes, going down the stairs on your arse because your legs won’t bend the day after a marathon, lying about how much trainers cost and plotting how to rig the London Marathon ballot.
The question is: are you a Running W*nker too?
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Details
- Author
- Alison Stankard
- Narrator
- Milly Oldfield
- Duration
- 10 hours 7 minutes
- Release Date
- 21 May 2026
- ISBN
- 9780008826727
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- HarperCollins Publishers
- Genre
- Running and jogging, Satirical fiction and parodies, Marathon and cross-country running, Humour
Synopsis
Essential listening for every runner – it's time to find out, could you too be a Running W*nker? Alison Stankard AKA Totes Inappropes is a Running W*nker. But it didn’t happen overnight. A few morning stumbles around the block in a bid to become pert-bottomed somehow turned into something else: 5ks, 10ks, marathons and even ultra marathons. Then one day, whilst looking at her lack of toenails, embarrassingly large collection of training shoes and buffs, it dawned on her: she had become a Running W*nker. Some people can go out for an occasional run and not obsess over every little detail. They might not think to take a photo of their hill sprints to post on social media or be able to recite their splits from the race that got them a PB to anybody who’ll listen. All impossible if you’re a true Running W*nker. There are a lot of books about running. Serious books with marathon plans, advice on nutrition and injury prevention. This book isn’t that. It’s a sweary, honest celebration of all the things that Running W*nkers new and old get up to: sh*tting in bushes, going down the stairs on your arse because your legs won’t bend the day after a marathon, lying about how much trainers cost and plotting how to rig the London Marathon ballot. The question is: are you a Running W*nker too?
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