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Diddly Squat
Diddly Squat (Related to this series)
- Author
- Jeremy Clarkson
- Narrator
- Jeremy Clarkson
- Publisher
- Penguin Books Ltd
- Publish Date
- 11 November 2021
- Run Time
- 2 hours 32 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
- Genre
- Memoirs, Autobiography: arts and entertainment, Media tie-in humour, Farm and working animals: general interest, Agriculture and farming
- Rating
- 5.0 (1 review)
What to expect
Pull on your wellies, grab your flat cap and join Jeremy Clarkson in this hilarious and fascinating behind-the-scenes look at the infamous Diddly Squat Farm
THE NO. 1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER
Welcome to Clarkson's farm.
It's always had a nice ring to it. Jeremy just never thought that one day his actual job would be 'a farmer'.
And, sadly, it doesn't mean he's any good at it.
From buying the wrong tractor (Lamborghini, since you ask . . .) to formation combine harvesting, getting tied-up in knots of red tape to chasing viciously athletic cows, our hero soon learns that enthusiasm alone might not be enough.
Jeremy may never succeed in becoming master of his land, but, as he's discovering, the fun lies in the trying . . .
'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph
'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out
'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube' Evening Standard
© Jeremy Clarkson 2021 (P) Penguin Audio 2021
User Reviews
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Details
- Author
- Jeremy Clarkson
- Narrator
- Jeremy Clarkson
- Duration
- 2 hours 32 minutes
- Release Date
- 11 November 2021
- ISBN
- 9781405952477
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Penguin Books Ltd
- Genre
- Memoirs, Autobiography: arts and entertainment, Media tie-in humour, Farm and working animals: general interest, Agriculture and farming
- Rating
- 5.0(1 review)
- Narration
- 5.0(1 review)
Synopsis
Pull on your wellies, grab your flat cap and join Jeremy Clarkson in this hilarious and fascinating behind-the-scenes look at the infamous Diddly Squat FarmTHE NO. 1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLERWelcome to Clarkson's farm.It's always had a nice ring to it. Jeremy just never thought that one day his actual job would be 'a farmer'.And, sadly, it doesn't mean he's any good at it.From buying the wrong tractor (Lamborghini, since you ask . . .) to formation combine harvesting, getting tied-up in knots of red tape to chasing viciously athletic cows, our hero soon learns that enthusiasm alone might not be enough.Jeremy may never succeed in becoming master of his land, but, as he's discovering, the fun lies in the trying . . .'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube' Evening Standard© Jeremy Clarkson 2021 (P) Penguin Audio 2021
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