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Does This Make Me Look Fat? - Canadian Sports Humour (Unabridged) by J. Alexander Poulton

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Does This Make Me Look Fat? - Canadian Sports Humour (Unabridged)

Author
J. Alexander Poulton
Narrator
Dana Negrey
Publisher
EMV
Publish Date
28 February 2021
Run Time
4 hours 36 minutes
Format
Audiobook
Genre
Humour, Sport: general
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Canadian sport is the brunt of many jokes, but Canucks take the jabs in stride and still find the humour in what's laughable from the ice to the water to the field and the court: The head coach of the Toronto Raptors asked one of his forwards, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" The player replied, "I don't know and I don't care!" Q: Why did the Toronto Argonauts quarterback never have a phone installed in his home? A: Because he'd never be able to find the receiver. A priest was walking along the beach in Nova Scotia when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore with a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest. "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing!" And so much more!

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Author
J. Alexander Poulton
Narrator
Dana Negrey
Duration
4 hours 36 minutes
Release Date
28 February 2021
ISBN
9781897277980
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
EMV
Genre
Humour, Sport: general

Synopsis

Canadian sport is the brunt of many jokes, but Canucks take the jabs in stride and still find the humour in what's laughable from the ice to the water to the field and the court: The head coach of the Toronto Raptors asked one of his forwards, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" The player replied, "I don't know and I don't care!" Q: Why did the Toronto Argonauts quarterback never have a phone installed in his home? A: Because he'd never be able to find the receiver. A priest was walking along the beach in Nova Scotia when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore with a rope. "That's what I like to see," said the priest. "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing!" And so much more!

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