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Just a Couple of Days by Tony Vigorito

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Just a Couple of Days

Publisher
Lantern Audio
Publish Date
10 March 2019
Run Time
12 hours 24 minutes
Format
Audiobook
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Blip Korterly kicks off a game of graffiti tag on a local overpass by painting a simple phrase: "Uh-oh." An anonymous interlocutor writes back: "When?" Blip slyly answers: "Just a couple of days." But what happens in just a couple of days? Blip is arrested; his friend, Dr. Flake Fountain—a molecular biologist—is drafted into a shadow-government research project conducting experiments on humans. The virus being tested—cleverly called "the Pied Piper"—renders its victims incapable of symbolic capacity; that is, incapable of communication. Is this biological weaponry? What would happen if it were let loose on the world? Does a babbling populace pose a threat or provide an opportunity for social evolution?This novel's absurd, larger-than-life characters speak in exuberant prose that is as satirical as it is playful, as full of implications as it is full of mirth. It's no wonder Just a Couple of Days has become an underground cult classic.

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Author
Tony Vigorito
Narrator
Bernard Clark, Bernard Clark
Duration
12 hours 24 minutes
Release Date
10 March 2019
ISBN
9781942248361
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
Lantern Audio
Genre
Satirical fiction and parodies

Synopsis

Blip Korterly kicks off a game of graffiti tag on a local overpass by painting a simple phrase: "Uh-oh." An anonymous interlocutor writes back: "When?" Blip slyly answers: "Just a couple of days." But what happens in just a couple of days? Blip is arrested; his friend, Dr. Flake Fountain'Äîa molecular biologist'Äîis drafted into a shadow-government research project conducting experiments on humans. The virus being tested'Äîcleverly called "the Pied Piper"'Äîrenders its victims incapable of symbolic capacity; that is, incapable of communication. Is this biological weaponry? What would happen if it were let loose on the world? Does a babbling populace pose a threat or provide an opportunity for social evolution?This novel'Äôs absurd, larger-than-life characters speak in exuberant prose that is as satirical as it is playful, as full of implications as it is full of mirth. It'Äôs no wonder Just a Couple of Days has become an underground cult classic.

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