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Love Languages of Vampires
- Author
- Crimson Angel Mercy
- Narrator
- Victoria Fox
- Publisher
- Hachette Children's Group
- Publish Date
- 12 September 2024
- Run Time
- 2 hours 59 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
Dating isn't always easy, especially when your crush is a night owl, suspiciously knowledgable at history (it's like they lived through it!) and likes their steak on the bloodier side.
You might already have an intense connection (move over Bella and Edward) or perhaps you're still in your enemies-to-lovers era (Buffy and Spike, who?), but getting past that 'I like you' moment is proving tricky. Enter Crimson Angel Mercy, the supernatural agony aunt, who will spare you the agony as you dip your toe in the dating pool. In The Love Languages of Vampires, Crimson will show you how to dodge the red flags, move on from serial ghosters and spot the bloodsuckers before you fall in love at first bite. Discover the five love languages that are essential to a happy relationship and find out who is right for you (spoiler alert: it's sometimes choosing yourself!).
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Details
- Author
- Crimson Angel Mercy
- Narrator
- Victoria Fox
- Duration
- 2 hours 59 minutes
- Release Date
- 12 September 2024
- ISBN
- 9781526367334
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Hachette Children's Group
- Genre
- Mythical creatures: Vampires, werewolves and other shapeshifters, Dating, relationships, living together and marriage: advice, topics and issues
Synopsis
A dating guide - with bite! For fans of Twilight, The Vampire Diaries and all things supernatural comes a self-help guide you can really sink your teeth in to. Dating isn't always easy, especially when your crush is a night owl, suspiciously knowledgable at history (it's like they lived through it!) and likes their steak on the bloodier side.You might already have an intense connection (move over Bella and Edward) or perhaps you're still in your enemies-to-lovers era (Buffy and Spike, who?), but getting past that 'I like you' moment is proving tricky. Enter Crimson Angel Mercy, the supernatural agony aunt, who will spare you the agony as you dip your toe in the dating pool. In The Love Languages of Vampires, Crimson will show you how to dodge the red flags, move on from serial ghosters and spot the bloodsuckers before you fall in love at first bite. Discover the five love languages that are essential to a happy relationship and find out who is right for you (spoiler alert: it's sometimes choosing yourself!).
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