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Mr Gum and the Biscuit Billionaire by Andy Stanton

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Mr Gum and the Biscuit Billionaire

Mr Gum (Related to this series)

Narrator
Andy Stanton
Publisher
HarperCollins Publishers
Publish Date
6 August 2026
Run Time
1 hour 27 minutes
Format
Audiobook
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What to expect

One of Time Out’s Top 100 Children’s books of all time!

‘Completely hilarious … kind of The League of Gentlemen for kids' Zoe Ball

Shabba me whiskers! A new audiobook reading from the author Andy Stanton, bursting out the nostrils with fun!

Mr Gum is back in this second hilarious book and he's as nasty as ever! In fact, he's absolutely grimsters.

But this book's not just about him. Meet a gingerbread man named Alan Taylor who has electric muscles! Plus, all our favourite characters are also back: the little girl called Polly, the evil butcher called Billy William The Third, and the very wise man, Friday O'Leary. And, who could forget loveable Jake the dog, or the angry fairy who lives in Mr Gum's bathtub and whacks him on the head with a frying-pan?

Mr Gum and the Biscuit Billionaire is the second book in the internationally best-selling series by Andy Stanton, which has won everything from the Blue Peter Book Award (twice) to the Roald Dahl Funny Prize and the Red House Children’s Book Award.

Critics Review

  • One of Time Out’s Top 100 Children’s books of all time and Booktrust’s ‘Best 100 Books of the Past 100 Years!
  • 'Completely hilarious … kind of The League of Gentlemen for kids', Zoe Ball
  • 'I can tell you, hand on heart, that many of my happiest moments as a dad, involved reading about Polly, Friday O’Leary, Billy William and Gum with my kids’, Phil Earle
  • 'They're the funniest books … I can't recommend them enough', Stephen Mangan
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  • ''My kids are reading the Mr Gum books. SO GREAT' – Lauren Laverne, BBC Radio 6 DJ, TV presenter, author and comedian
  • 'Smooky palooki! This book is well brilliant! Andy Stanton is far too clever and funny and should be locked away in a very dark place that nobody can find' – Jeremy Strong, bestselling author of The-Hundred-A-Mile-An-Hour Dog
  • 'They're properly funny, those books' – India Knight, bestselling author of My Life on a Plate
  • 'Funny? You bet' – Guardian
  • 'Andy Stanton accumulates silliness and jokes in an irresitible, laughter-inducing romp' – Sunday Times
  • 'Raucous, revoltingly rambunctious and nose-snortingly funny' – Daily Mail
  • 'It provoked long and painful belly laughs from my daughter who is eight' – Daily Telegraph
  • 'As always, Stanton has a ball with dialogue, detail and devilish plot twists' – Scotsman
  • 'They are fantastic…they are brilliant books for adults to read as well… I fully recommend them' – Zoe Ball live on BBC Radio 2
  • 'A riotous read' – Sunday Express'

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Details

Author
Andy Stanton
Narrator
Andy Stanton
Duration
1 hour 27 minutes
Release Date
6 August 2026
ISBN
9780008824297
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
HarperCollins Publishers
Genre
Children’s / Teenage fiction: Action and adventure stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Comic (humorous) fantasy, Children’s / Teenage general interest: Humour and jokes

Synopsis

One of Time Out’s Top 100 Children’s books of all time! ‘Completely hilarious … kind of The League of Gentlemen for kids' Zoe Ball Shabba me whiskers! A new audiobook reading from the author Andy Stanton, bursting out the nostrils with fun! Mr Gum is back in this second hilarious book and he's as nasty as ever! In fact, he's absolutely grimsters. But this book's not just about him. Meet a gingerbread man named Alan Taylor who has electric muscles! Plus, all our favourite characters are also back: the little girl called Polly, the evil butcher called Billy William The Third, and the very wise man, Friday O'Leary. And, who could forget loveable Jake the dog, or the angry fairy who lives in Mr Gum's bathtub and whacks him on the head with a frying-pan? Mr Gum and the Biscuit Billionaire is the second book in the internationally best-selling series by Andy Stanton, which has won everything from the Blue Peter Book Award (twice) to the Roald Dahl Funny Prize and the Red House Children’s Book Award.

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