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Pirate Blunderbeard: Worst. Holiday. Ever.
- Author
- Amy Sparkes
- Narrator
- Gregg Lowe
- Publisher
- HarperCollins Publishers
- Publish Date
- 27 July 2017
- Run Time
- 1 hour 26 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
- Genre
- Children’s / Teenage fiction: Interactive adventure stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories, Children’s / Teenage general interest: Pirates, Children’s / Teenage general interest: Discovery and exploration, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Short stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Stories in verse, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Stories Inspired by or adapted from other media
What to expect
Can the worst pirate ever find his way home from the Island of No Return?
My stupid brother has tricked me into the worst holiday ever… on the Island of No Return. I’m stuck herewith just a chicken for company unless I can find some treasure – then Blackbeard says he will come and get me (nice of him). All I have to do is follow a treasure map through a jungle full of pirate-eating creatures (no problem), into the deepest, darkest probably-haunted cave (not at all scary, not at all scary, not at all scary) and track down the hidden gold that is so well hidden everyone gets lost trying to find it (perfect). My life is ruined. Signed Pirate Blunderbeard.
Pirate Blunderbeard might be on the worst holiday ever but it’s also the funniest – laugh-out-loud fun for readers of 7+
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- Author
- Amy Sparkes
- Narrator
- Gregg Lowe
- Duration
- 1 hour 26 minutes
- Release Date
- 27 July 2017
- ISBN
- 9780008201890
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- HarperCollins Publishers
- Genre
- Children’s / Teenage fiction: Interactive adventure stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories, Children’s / Teenage general interest: Pirates, Children’s / Teenage general interest: Discovery and exploration, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Short stories, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Stories in verse, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Stories Inspired by or adapted from other media
Synopsis
Can the worst pirate ever find his way home from the Island of No Return? My stupid brother has tricked me into the worst holiday ever… on the Island of No Return. I’m stuck herewith just a chicken for company unless I can find some treasure – then Blackbeard says he will come and get me (nice of him). All I have to do is follow a treasure map through a jungle full of pirate-eating creatures (no problem), into the deepest, darkest probably-haunted cave (not at all scary, not at all scary, not at all scary) and track down the hidden gold that is so well hidden everyone gets lost trying to find it (perfect). My life is ruined. Signed Pirate Blunderbeard. Pirate Blunderbeard might be on the worst holiday ever but it’s also the funniest – laugh-out-loud fun for readers of 7+
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