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Red Dwarf: Titan
- Narrator
- Chris Barrie
- Publisher
- Orion
- Publish Date
- 16 July 2026
- Run Time
- 11 hours 2 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
- Rating
- 5.0 (2 reviews)
What to expect
Before the beginning...
The mining ship Red Dwarf is in orbit around Saturnian moon Titan, and the bulk of the crew is heading down for their shore leave plans: A strangely reluctant hen party; a relaxing cheaty golfing break; a terminally-boring cultural Odessey; a marathon drinking and fighting binge; a stomach-challenging culinary beanfeast and an invigoratingly violent tour of Shore Patrol . . .
Menial chicken soup machine repairmen Dave Lister and Arnold Rimmer have slightly less noble ambitions.
Rimmer is in search of some illicit exam-cheating tech, to land a much-lusted-for promotion, and Lister plans to acquire a cat to smuggle back on board as part of a nefarious scheme to return to Earth. Mainly they just want to get as far away from each other as possible. However, their objectives are scuppered when they receive a cryptic message . . . from the future.
The two feuding crewmen are catapulted into a breakneck race to save not only this, but every other Reality.
Along the way, they'll find themselves united again, for the first time, with some new, but somehow old friends, as they embark on a labyrinthian quest through the seediest, most dangerous underbelly of humankind's furthest outpost, where lurk bizarre off-worldly dangers and one mysterious hidden nemesis with an obscure, yet clearly lethal agenda.
So strap yourself into your Holly Hop Drive, and set your bazookoids to "thrill" - the Dwarfers are taking on TITAN.
'Don't tell my mother I died with my arm up a gorilla's bottom.'
'But sir - it will be on the death certificate.'
User Reviews
Book 5.0
Narration 5.0
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5.0 5.0
This is well worth it so grateful that the shine is still there and going strong with this great story line and adishon to the series I'm not sure why but don't think Chris Barry's doing all the other voices though I maybe wrong but just I listen to the original audio books a lot and maybe just his age but I'm sure that's not his dave lister I'm positive Mr brittas either way better than enjoyable long live the dwarf the small ruge one as ugly as my mother...!
karl daniels 2026-09-08 -
5.0 5.0
I'd usually wait until the end to review, but being around 80% through so far I have to say how enjoyable this listen has been.
The story itself is very enjoyable! I find myself imagining the characters as per the TV series š and I have laughed out loud on numerous occasions š
Chris makes the experience even better for me, no one else could have done it anywhere near as good.
I'm a lifelong Dwarfer, so was always going to enjoy this regardless, but I must say, both the story and Chris' performance are superb!
Most enjoyable, and very worthy of your time to listen.
I genuinely hope this somehow gets transferred to TV one way or another.DaveRetroLondon 2026-09-05
Details
- Author
- Rob Grant and Andrew Marshall
- Narrator
- Chris Barrie
- Duration
- 11 hours 2 minutes
- Release Date
- 16 July 2026
- ISBN
- 9781399636124
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Orion
- Genre
- Science fiction, Science fiction: space opera, Science fiction: space exploration, Humour
- Rating
- 5.0(2 reviews)
- Narration
- 5.0(2 reviews)
Synopsis
The Instant Sunday Times Bestseller!Before the beginning...The mining ship Red Dwarf is in orbit around Saturnian moon Titan, and the bulk of the crew is heading down for their shore leave plans: A strangely reluctant hen party; a relaxing cheaty golfing break; a terminally-boring cultural Odessey; a marathon drinking and fighting binge; a stomach-challenging culinary beanfeast and an invigoratingly violent tour of Shore Patrol . . . Menial chicken soup machine repairmen Dave Lister and Arnold Rimmer have slightly less noble ambitions.Rimmer is in search of some illicit exam-cheating tech, to land a much-lusted-for promotion, and Lister plans to acquire a cat to smuggle back on board as part of a nefarious scheme to return to Earth. Mainly they just want to get as far away from each other as possible. However, their objectives are scuppered when they receive a cryptic message . . . from the future.The two feuding crewmen are catapulted into a breakneck race to save not only this, but every other Reality.Along the way, they'll find themselves united again, for the first time, with some new, but somehow old friends, as they embark on a labyrinthian quest through the seediest, most dangerous underbelly of humankind's furthest outpost, where lurk bizarre off-worldly dangers and one mysterious hidden nemesis with an obscure, yet clearly lethal agenda.So strap yourself into your Holly Hop Drive, and set your bazookoids to "thrill" - the Dwarfers are taking on TITAN.'Don't tell my mother I died with my arm up a gorilla's bottom.' 'But sir - it will be on the death certificate.'
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