Listen to a sample
Shut Up, Your Kid Is Not That Great
- Author
- Jason Cole
- Narrator
- Phil Thron
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish Date
- 31 October 2023
- Run Time
- 1 hour 46 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
Dear parents everywhere—we get it, you love your kid. But, let's face it: no matter how much you praise them, your kid is most likely not the next child prodigy. Be that as it may, we are pretty sure the neighbors are tired of hearing about how the fruit of your loins got the lead in the school play or scored the most points in the last game when they are just trying to grab a burger at the barbecue.
● Your kid can carry a tune? Shut up, they are not the next Whitney Houston.
● Your kid scored the most goals out of anyone on the soccer team? Shut up, they are not the next Cristiano Ronaldo.
● You didn't get straight As but your kid does? Shut up, they are not the next Elon Musk . . . although they might be one of his kids.
● Your kid spends 24/7 on their phone and has a TikTok account? Shut up, they are not the next big online influencer or YouTuber.
Filled with brief banter and an inspiring introduction with Tom Brady Sr., this book is sure to add a much needed laugh or two to every parent's day!
User Reviews
No reviews yet.
Details
- Author
- Jason Cole
- Narrator
- Phil Thron
- Duration
- 1 hour 46 minutes
- Release Date
- 31 October 2023
- ISBN
- 9798765041628
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Genre
- Humour, Relationships and families: advice and issues, Humour collections and anthologies
Synopsis
Are you a self-proclaimed "momager" or "dadager?" Do you think your kid is the ultimate best? This is the book for you!Dear parents everywhere—we get it, you love your kid. But, let's face it: no matter how much you praise them, your kid is most likely not the next child prodigy. Be that as it may, we are pretty sure the neighbors are tired of hearing about how the fruit of your loins got the lead in the school play or scored the most points in the last game when they are just trying to grab a burger at the barbecue.● Your kid can carry a tune? Shut up, they are not the next Whitney Houston.● Your kid scored the most goals out of anyone on the soccer team? Shut up, they are not the next Cristiano Ronaldo.● You didn't get straight As but your kid does? Shut up, they are not the next Elon Musk . . . although they might be one of his kids.● Your kid spends 24/7 on their phone and has a TikTok account? Shut up, they are not the next big online influencer or YouTuber.Filled with brief banter and an inspiring introduction with Tom Brady Sr., this book is sure to add a much needed laugh or two to every parent's day!
About xigxag
xigxag is an independent, UK-based audiobook platform and the UK's only B Corp certified audiobook company. We offer nearly 150,000 audiobooks, all with professional human narration. No AI-generated voices. xigxag is rated an Ethical Consumer Best Buy for audiobooks and a top-rated ethical bookshop.
There is no subscription. You buy the audiobooks you want, you own them permanently, and prices start at $13.95. The more you listen over the year, the less you pay per book, and there is always a selection in Listen for Less from $7.95. You can also send audiobooks as gifts using our audiobook gift cards or in-app gifting.
Every audiobook on xigxag has honest reviews covering both the book and the narration, and our community features make it easy to share what you are listening to, discover what others recommend, and find your next listen.
Download or stream on iOS, Android, or in your browser. Browse the full catalogue at xigxag.co.uk.