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Someday a Bird Will Poop on You
- Author
- Sue Salvi
- Narrator
- Khristine Hvam
- Publisher
- Hachette Audio
- Publish Date
- 30 October 2018
- Run Time
- 5 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
Someday a bird will poop on all of us. But that's okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy.
What matters is not how big the mess is, but how well you react to it. Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected -- and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.
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Details
- Author
- Sue Salvi
- Narrator
- Khristine Hvam
- Duration
- 5 minutes
- Release Date
- 30 October 2018
- ISBN
- 9781549199974
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Hachette Audio
- Genre
- Humour collections and anthologies, Humour, Assertiveness, motivation, self-esteem and positive mental attitude
Synopsis
A little book with a big message . . . for when life hits us with a splat. Someday a bird will poop on all of us. But that's okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy. What matters is not how big the mess is, but how well you react to it. Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected -- and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.
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