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The Chaos Apple
- Author
- Thumper Forge
- Narrator
- Tim Fannon
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish Date
- 8 November 2025
- Run Time
- 6 hours 22 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
What to expect
Blending the cosmic giggles of Discordianism with the reality-warping wizardry of Chaos Magic, this book is your ticket to the wildest magical ride this side of the multiverse.
Step into the swirling vortex of Chaos Witchcraft with Thumper Forge's mind-bending guide and prepare to have your magical reality turned inside out as you dance with Eris, the cosmic trickster herself. Forge, a Chaos Witch extraordinaire and Gardnerian Wiccan, serves as your witty tour guide through the topsy-turvy realms of Chaos Magic and Discordianism. Learn to bend belief like a spoon, craft sigils that make the universe giggle, and summon parking spots with the grace of a sorcerer.
With a wink and a cackle, Forge teaches you to embrace the absurd, harness the power of paradigm parkour, and discover why sometimes the most powerful magic comes with a side of laughter.
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Details
- Author
- Thumper Forge
- Narrator
- Tim Fannon
- Duration
- 6 hours 22 minutes
- Release Date
- 8 November 2025
- ISBN
- 9798318513701
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Genre
- Occult studies, Mysticism, magic and occult interests, Magic, spells and alchemy, Magic, alchemy and hermetic thought
Synopsis
Blending the cosmic giggles of Discordianism with the reality-warping wizardry of Chaos Magic, this book is your ticket to the wildest magical ride this side of the multiverse.Step into the swirling vortex of Chaos Witchcraft with Thumper Forge's mind-bending guide and prepare to have your magical reality turned inside out as you dance with Eris, the cosmic trickster herself. Forge, a Chaos Witch extraordinaire and Gardnerian Wiccan, serves as your witty tour guide through the topsy-turvy realms of Chaos Magic and Discordianism. Learn to bend belief like a spoon, craft sigils that make the universe giggle, and summon parking spots with the grace of a sorcerer.With a wink and a cackle, Forge teaches you to embrace the absurd, harness the power of paradigm parkour, and discover why sometimes the most powerful magic comes with a side of laughter.
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