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The Haunted Forest Tour
- Narrator
- Joe Hempel
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Publish Date
- 31 August 2018
- Run Time
- 8 hours 56 minutes
- Format
- Audiobook
- Genre
- Fiction: general and literary, Thriller / suspense fiction, Horror and supernatural fiction, Occult fiction
- Rating
- 5.0 (1 review)
What to expect
Howl with a werewolf! Gaze into the glowing eyes of a giant spider! Look right through a spooky ghost! See horrific monsters you couldn't even imagine, only inches away from you! Things with fangs, things with claws, things with dripping red jaws—you'll see them all!
Not thrilling enough? Well, it's Halloween, and so we're offering a very special tour through the Haunted Forest. The new route goes deeper into the woods than any civilians have ventured before, and you're guaranteed to get a good scare! Rest assured that every possible security precaution has been taken. The Haunted Forest Tour has a 100% safety record, and technical difficulties are unheard of. You will be in no danger whatsoever.
We promise.
User Reviews
Book 5.0
Narration 5.0
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5.0 5.0
Absolutely rip roaring fun from beginning to end. Not designed to be the most literary experience, but my goodness it was fabulous! So many interesting and creative monsters and perils! Immersive and confident and so enjoyable to listen to.
AmyG 2026-05-08
Details
- Author
- Jeff Strand, James A. Moore
- Narrator
- Joe Hempel
- Duration
- 8 hours 56 minutes
- Release Date
- 31 August 2018
- ISBN
- 9781977377272
- Format
- Audiobook
- Publisher
- Tantor Media, Inc
- Genre
- Fiction: general and literary, Thriller / suspense fiction, Horror and supernatural fiction, Occult fiction
- Rating
- 5.0(1 review)
- Narration
- 5.0(1 review)
Synopsis
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour! Sit back and enjoy a smooth ride in air-conditioned comfort as your heavily armored tram takes you through nature's most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying creatures of all shapes, sizes, and hunger levels, and you'll get to observe these wonders in complete safety.Howl with a werewolf! Gaze into the glowing eyes of a giant spider! Look right through a spooky ghost! See horrific monsters you couldn't even imagine, only inches away from you! Things with fangs, things with claws, things with dripping red jaws—you'll see them all! Not thrilling enough? Well, it's Halloween, and so we're offering a very special tour through the Haunted Forest. The new route goes deeper into the woods than any civilians have ventured before, and you're guaranteed to get a good scare! Rest assured that every possible security precaution has been taken. The Haunted Forest Tour has a 100% safety record, and technical difficulties are unheard of. You will be in no danger whatsoever. We promise.
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