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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires by Grady Hendrix

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The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

Narrator
Bahni Turpin
Publisher
Blackstone Publishing
Publish Date
7 April 2020
Run Time
13 hours 49 minutes
Format
Audiobook
Rating
4.4 (5 reviews)
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What to expect

Fried Green Tomatoes and Steel Magnolias meet Dracula in this Southern-flavored supernatural thriller set in the ’90s about a women’s book club that must protect its suburban community from a mysterious and handsome stranger who turns out to be a real monster.

Patricia Campbell’s life has never felt smaller. Her ambitious husband is too busy to give her a goodbye kiss in the morning, her kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she’s always a step behind on thank-you notes and her endless list of chores. The one thing she has to look forward to is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime and paperback fiction. At these meetings they’re as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are marriage, motherhood, and neighborhood gossip.

This predictable pattern is upended when Patricia meets James Harris, a handsome stranger who moves into the neighborhood to take care of his elderly aunt and ends up joining the book club. James is sensitive and well-read, and he makes Patricia feel things she hasn’t felt in twenty years. But there’s something off about him. He doesn’t have a bank account, he doesn’t like going out during the day, and Patricia’s mother-in-law insists that she knew him when she was a girl—an impossibility.

When local children go missing, Patricia and the book club members start to suspect James is more of a Bundy than a Beatnik—but no one outside of the book club believes them. Have they read too many true crime books, or have they invited a real monster into their homes?

Critics Review

  • “One of the most rollicking, addictive novels I’ve read in years.”

    New York Times Book Review

  • “It feels weird to call a blood-soaked horror novel writhing with creepy-crawlies a delight, but these are strange times, and indie horror writer Grady Hendrix…is the patron saint of strange.”

    USA Today

  • “Funny, heartbreaking, scary, and fun.”

    Charleston City Paper

  • “The novel is a charming testament to friendships and life’s imperfections, with dashes of rot and savagery to earn its keep in horror literature…It’s a rollercoaster [that] lands as a vampire story concreted in vileness and Southern charm.”

    Fangoria

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  • “[Hendrix’s] best book yet. Fans of smart horror will sink their teeth into this one.”

    Kirkus Reviews (starred review)

  • “This masterpiece novel ladles out ample thrills, chills, and relevant examples of sociopolitical injustices to satisfy any literary appetite.”

    Foreword Reviews (starred review)

  • “Hendrix has masterfully blended the disaffected housewife trope with a terrifying vampire tale, and the anxiety and tension are palpable…A cheeky, spot-on pick for book clubs.”

    Booklist (starred review)

  • "[A] clever, addictive vampire thriller…[with] perfectly-pitched allusions to classic horror novels and true crime accounts. This powerful, eclectic novel both pays homage to the literary vampire canon and stands singularly within it.”

    Publishers Weekly (starred review)

  • “This genre-bending vampire story helps cement horror as a frontier for feminist storytelling.”

    BookPage

  • “Grady Hendrix has cemented his place as a literary luminary…Cancel your plans and lock your doors-you won’t be able to stop reading this one until the very end.”

    Sarah Gailey, Hugo Award–winning author of Magic for Liars

  • “The Southern Book Club’s Guide to Slaying Vampires is funny and warm and it’s genuinely creepy and disturbing. Grady recreates a time and place without the dangerous, distortive lens of nostalgia.”

    Paul Tremblay, author of The Cabin at the End of the World

  • “Every vampire novel is going to have blood and teeth, but this one’s got that one essential ingredient that nobody else does like Grady Hendrix: heart. These aren’t characters, they’re people.”

    Stephen Graham Jones, author of The Only Good Indians

User Reviews

Book 4.4

Narration 4.6

  • 4.0 5.0

    Really enjoyable read, did not want to stop listening. The first few chapters, the humour was laugh out loud funny. Sadly it drops off a bit and the humour gets lost. Would have been nice to keep it throughout but still a great read. Would have been 5 stars if it was all as good as the start

    Helenw102 2024-06-22
  • 5.0 5.0

    Loved, loved, LOVED this book!!! I loved both the female empowerement and solidarity in this and the how the women were nevertheless very human and flawed. It was such an excellent exploration of navigating live as a housewife in the suburbs. Already horrifying on its own. Brilliantly, brilliantly done!!

    phryne_marple 2024-05-20
  • 4.0 3.0

    Narration was alright but didn’t really help the pacing of the story.

    lynnreads 2023-11-16

Details

Author
Grady Hendrix
Narrator
Bahni Turpin
Duration
13 hours 49 minutes
Release Date
7 April 2020
ISBN
9781094136998
Format
Audiobook
Publisher
Blackstone Publishing
Genre
Thriller / suspense fiction, Horror and supernatural fiction, Horror and supernatural fiction, Fiction: general and literary, Narrative theme: Sense of place
Rating
4.4(5 reviews)
Narration
4.6(5 reviews)

Synopsis

Fried Green Tomatoes and Steel Magnolias meet Dracula in this Southern-flavored supernatural thriller set in the ’90s about a women’s book club that must protect its suburban community from a mysterious and handsome stranger who turns out to be a real monster.Patricia Campbell’s life has never felt smaller. Her ambitious husband is too busy to give her a goodbye kiss in the morning, her kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she’s always a step behind on thank-you notes and her endless list of chores. The one thing she has to look forward to is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime and paperback fiction. At these meetings they’re as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are marriage, motherhood, and neighborhood gossip.This predictable pattern is upended when Patricia meets James Harris, a handsome stranger who moves into the neighborhood to take care of his elderly aunt and ends up joining the book club. James is sensitive and well-read, and he makes Patricia feel things she hasn’t felt in twenty years. But there’s something off about him. He doesn’t have a bank account, he doesn’t like going out during the day, and Patricia’s mother-in-law insists that she knew him when she was a girl—an impossibility.When local children go missing, Patricia and the book club members start to suspect James is more of a Bundy than a Beatnik—but no one outside of the book club believes them. Have they read too many true crime books, or have they invited a real monster into their homes?

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